jungle_cat

jungle_cat @ 2005-10-21T12:00:00

2005-10-21T16:03:10Z

the Provacateur
(52% dark, 38% spontaneous, 42% vulgar)

your humor style:
VULGAR | COMPLEX | DARK

You'll crack on anything, and you're often witty, even caustic, about it.

Therefore, your sense of humor is polarizing. You're transgressive, and you've got a seriously sharp 'edge'--maybe too much for some folks. If they get you, people think you're one of the funniest (and smartest) people in the world. If they don't, they think you're an ass. Whatever, right? While some might question your judgement, your comic intellect is unquestionably respected.

PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Chris Rock - Lenny Bruce - George Carlin

The 3-Variable Funny Test!

- it rules -

If you're interested, try my latest:
The Terrorism Test

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 51% on darkness
You scored higher than 29% on spontaneity
You scored higher than 59% on vulgarity

Link: The 3 Variable Funny Test written by jason_bateman on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

I will lead us in our anarchist's revolt...

2005-04-08T15:42:58Z

You scored as Anarchism. <'Imunimaginative's Deviantart Page'>

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Anarchism

92%

Green

83%

Democrat

50%

Socialist

50%

Communism

42%

Republican

33%

Nazi

Fascism

What Political Party Do Your Beliefs Put You In?
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haha...im better than all of you...

2005-03-30T02:39:45Z

SAINT
Congratulations! You scored 25%!

HOLY CRAP!!! You are The Saint!!! You are the purest and most kind-hearted person around. You are probably the kindest person among the whole group of your friends and you also would expect your friends to come to you looking for comfort and kindness. Heaven has reserved the best places for people like you.

My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 12% on Evilness

Link: The How Evil Are You Test written by Horse_Man on OkCupid Online Dating

i think this is funny.

2005-03-17T13:08:08Z

I feel like I'm so blah! it's so not fair that I have this morning off but nobody wants to do anything :-(. I'll just sit home alone and write poems about death.

This entry automatically generated by the LJ Drama Generator!

if you ever need help with zombies, give me a call

2005-03-16T15:24:25Z

Armed and Dangerous
Congratulations! You scored 83%!

You made it out, alive and well supplied. You probably even kept most of your party alive too. You know what to look for, what to take, and when to just run. You even feel a strange inkling to go back. If you did, you'd probably do just fine.

My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 92% on survivalpoints

Link: The Zombie Scenario Survivor Test written by ci8db4uok on Ok Cupid

jungle_cat @ 2005-02-02T22:29:00

2005-02-03T03:29:29Z

Summer Wheatley
(Please rate my quiz)

Which Napoleon Dynamite character are you?
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for amy...

2004-11-21T16:49:13Z

"How much you wanna bet i can throw a football over those mountains?"

i was bored...

2004-07-13T07:27:45Z

Your love is... by ChibiMarronchan
Your name is...
Your kiss is...	delicious
Your hugs are...	gentle
Your eyes...	sparkle like the stars
Your touch is...	irresistable
Your smell is...	refreshing
Your smile is...	entrancing
Your love is...	eternal

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intersting ehh.

jungle_cat @ 2004-05-10T15:33:00

2004-05-10T19:33:21Z

BILL! (Snake Charmer)

You're Bill! I love you! Anyways, you're skilled in the art of manipulation. You're very strong, talented, powerful, and witty. You don't seem to have any real sense of morality, and you only let your kindness show around a select handful of people (mostly Kiddo and B.B). You do have some regret for the horrible things you've done, but won't let it interefere with your life. You respect your opponents, and you generally believe in fair game.</font>

Kill Bill: Which Deadly Viper Assassin Are You? (Vol. II spoilers... results with pics)

hello friends

2004-04-16T19:44:56Z

i never use this anymore, so this is weird. but anyways i have spent the last two days listening to duran duran and tears for fears, and because of that, i am in a suprisingly good mood.
life at the seymour house is going well. grr and i have been working very hard on new fishhole material and i cant wait till all of you can experience it. its really profound.
john d and i hung out last night. we played some pool, drank some brews, good times. i lost a lot, but i still have fun playing pool. its the only thing i really suck at, but still enjoy doing. usually if i cant do something relatively well, i hate doing it.
we are going to be grilling later tonight, and possibly seeing kill bill vol. 2, but i might wait and go see it with the jenny. we will see, but its been a good time this week. hope to see some of you soon, specifically andy o, who keeps avoiding hanging out with me. its almost like he is married or something.

jungle_cat @ 2004-02-25T21:52:00

2004-02-26T02:52:05Z

You're
the United Nations!

Most people think you're ineffective, but you are trying to
completely save the world from itself, so there's always going to be a long
way to go. You're always the one trying to get friends to talk to each
other, enemies to talk to each other, anyone who can to just talk instead of
beating each other about the head and torso. Sometimes it works and sometimes
it doesn't, and you get very schizophrenic as a result. But your heart
is in the right place, and sometimes also in New York.
Take the Country
Quiz at the Blue Pyramid

i love this film...

2004-02-13T02:41:53Z

According to the "Which Big Lebowski character are you?" quiz:

Why don't you check it out? Or we cut of your Johnson!

this is cool

2004-01-29T11:52:55Z

create your own visited states map
or write about it on the open travel guide

jungle_cat @ 2004-01-24T01:33:00

2004-01-24T06:33:56Z

go to www.fearnotbrother.com and check out the qvc clip in the video section. its fabulous.
thanks nater

wow

2004-01-24T05:59:55Z

i have been around live journal today(big mistake) and i think a lot of people have their heads way up their asses. ITS AN ONLINE JOURNAL. you cant benefit humanity by posting your views in this thing, and in case anyone has not realized this yet, you're not going to educate/change anyones opinions by posting stupid shit after an entry you dont like, so whats the point? just a little frustrating, but whatever, i can use my journal to complain once and a while, with out anyone getting all bent out of shape...right?

jungle_cat @ 2003-11-02T23:42:00

2003-11-03T04:30:17Z

i know you're reading this.

move on.

love jenny.

this is an interesting quiz

2003-10-15T05:58:36Z

I am a Halo.

I believe I am perfect. Others may not think so, but those others are wrong. What Sort of Hat Are You?

my spelling is probably awful...edit where needed jen...

2003-09-25T06:46:18Z

The Significant Other Survey: How Much Do You Know?

---His/Her Name--- Jennifer
---Date of Birth--- 5-31-82
---Hair Color--- dark red
---Eye Color--- brown
---Occupation--- student, proofreader
---Siblings--- one brother
---Roommates--- Beth or Ericka
---Any nicknames?--- jenny penny, Jen, the usual… there are some other ones, but nothing that gets used with great frequency.
---How long have you been with your SO?--- two and a half years
---Have you seen any awkward childhood photographs?--- kinda, but I don’t think they where that awkward...she’s holding out on me.
---Middle Name?--- Lindsey
---How do they eat their eggs?--- usually scrambled with cheese

Favorite…
---Color--- silver or blue
---Animal--- penguins and squirrels
---Item of clothing--- her new red jacket
---Teenage mutant ninja turtle--- hmmmm, I'm not sure, we haven’t gotten that far in our relationship.
---Movie--- she is fascinated by pride and prejudice
---TV show--- anything type of court show on TV. like judge Mathis. She likes the Simpsons, but for the most part I think both of us would rather watch movies than TV.
---Thing to do when bored--- She loves to read
---Food--- wow, that’s a tough one…she loves Italian, as do I, but I found she like asparagus, a love we do not share.
---T shirt--- ummm, afro boob, yeah
---Season--- autumn
---Letter of the Alphabet--- L is for Luke, L is also for love. Therefore, Luke is love. (That’s a fallacy…bet you didn’t know that.)
---Fruit--- ummmm, I'm not real sure…I will say pears, cause those are real good.
---Pet--- Farley or pig (god bless his little heart.)? I am going to have to go with Farley.
---Quote--- “this wallpaper is horrible, one of us is going to have to go.” Or something along those lines.
---Smell--- vanilla (my favorite), sun ripened raspberry, or me.

---What state were they born in?--- Michigan
---Can they tango?--- hell yeah
---What color is their room?--- white
---Are they a good driver?--- too good
---Astrological Sign--- Gemini
---Did they have braces? A retainer? Headgear?--- no, it was just a tiny space
---Parents’ Names--- Dave and Mary
---Is the cup half empty or half full?--- full usually, but she does have her moments
---Cats or dogs?--- cats
---Chocolate or vanilla?--- chocolate…that was easy
---Night or day?--- hmmmm, night I think
---Orange juice - pulp or no pulp?--- No orange juice period
---Piercings, tattoos, scars?--- no piercings anymore, just a few little scars
---Socks?--- at all times
---Ticklish?--- I wish
---Habits?--- is my keyguard on? Let me check. Can you double check? Please? hahaha
---Annoying habits?--- tickling me, and it doesn’t really bother me when she does it…so I guess she really doesn’t have any.
---Catch Phrases--- …see answer to final question.
---Do you have a song? What is it?--- Anna begins
---Something other people don’t know about them---. She can be emotional like everybody else, but she always maintains a good perspective on things. She doesn’t normally blow things out of proportion when she is upset, a quality I often lack.
---What is it that they like best about you?--- I’m a fun project for her…oh yeah, and my rippling muscles and long flowing hair. Have you seen my bulging pectorals? They are massive. You want to touch them…but you cant.

i love my jenny...

2003-09-10T16:21:44Z

she made this wonderful new journal for me. it looks much better than before.
thank you!!!

hello

2003-09-02T16:23:58Z

i havent really had time or the desire to update this thing lately. ive been working quite a lot lately.
it was good to see jenny this weekend, but it sucked that out of all the time she was down here, i only had one day off, and i worked every other night. anyway, lets not even go into that. last night was fun. i hung out with grr, curtis and dan. we drank a little and made nachos, played some halo, and yelled a lot for no apparent reason. grr is a funny man.
i also made a discovery yesterday...krispy kreme's are very good. i do hope to never actually have to enter there establishment (long lines), but i will eat there doughnuts any time. thanks for bringing some home to me and jen everyone.
i didnt ever write to much about how tour went. but i have been thinking about it lately so what the hell...it was pretty frusturating at times, and pretty disorganized, but everyone, in all three bands had a lot of fun. i think we all really grew as friends and learned a lot. i have to admitt, after last years tour, i was being so pissy i didnt want to see anyone in my band for a long time. but i accaully miss all of them now. i have seen bone a couple times and it made me pretty happy to see him working and going to school. anyways, it was a real good time with some pretty stupid moments, like clint dancing with a cow.
i started doing yoga and its real nice. i slacked off something horrible this weekend, but i will get back into the swing of things. that along with running and working out has really helped keep me in better spirts lately, so thats pretty sweet.
ok, im sick of typing now.
see all of you soon
lukeyt

jungle_cat @ 2003-08-22T11:50:00

2003-08-22T15:50:38Z

My LiveJournal Sitcom
Living With jungle_cat's grandfather (TNN, 4:30): jungle_cat (Carmen Electra) misinterprets an email from ericalee (Ed Asner) and tries to get into an alley for free. That night, thighmaster42 (Ricky Martin) tells a joke that offends dolphinboofer (Brad Pitt). Later, davine (Jason Robards) uses trixie6guns (Katie Holmes)'s english muffin. The week after, thetruewarner (Patricia Richardson) buys akfortysommer (Molly Ringwald)'s old knife. The next day, carlylauren (Michael Jordan) plays chess against severediris (Raul Julia), who doesn't know how. (Closed captioned.)
What's Your LiveJournal Sitcom? (by rfreebern)

My LiveJournal Sitcom

Living With jungle_cat's grandfather (TNN, 4:30): jungle_cat (Carmen Electra) misinterprets an email from ericalee (Ed Asner) and tries to get into an alley for free. That night, thighmaster42 (Ricky Martin) tells a joke that offends dolphinboofer (Brad Pitt). Later, davine (Jason Robards) uses trixie6guns (Katie Holmes)'s english muffin. The week after, thetruewarner (Patricia Richardson) buys akfortysommer (Molly Ringwald)'s old knife. The next day, carlylauren (Michael Jordan) plays chess against severediris (Raul Julia), who doesn't know how. (Closed captioned.)

What's Your LiveJournal Sitcom? (by rfreebern)

this is amusing...

2003-07-09T04:16:43Z

You are Sandra Gibbs!!

Which Completely Random Person Are You!!
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hello

2003-07-08T01:05:52Z

i got back from cornerstone yesterday, so im tired and worn out and cant find anything to hold my attention for more than five minutes. after a week of nonstop noise, i am happy to be home, but at the same time everything is really wierd. i got to see my jenny again though, so im real happy about being home.
it was a strange year. ok, i will finish this later cause im getting coffee...

jungle_cat @ 2003-06-26T12:55:00

2003-06-26T16:55:16Z

jungle_cat @ 2003-06-20T00:07:00

2003-06-20T04:06:04Z

jungle_cat
Magic Number	8
Job	Serial Killer
Personality	Sunshine And Blue Skies
Temperament	Pussy Cat
Sexual	Whatever, Whenever, Whoever
Likely To Win	Nothing
Me - In A Word	Devious
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Your name:	jungle_cat
You will die on:	Saturday, September 12, 2020
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